I am scared and no one cares

A funnel ruleset for Down We Go

You've heard it all. They don't care. Not about you or any of the other goons they brought along. First time, they drained the whole neighborhood of anyone capable. Next time, they turned to you.

A dungeon they call it. Supposedly full of treasure. All you have seen are corridors full of traps to maim you and chambers full of monsters to eat you.  

You. Not the heroes. Zemgralash forbid that they ever take a risk. 

You don't even know where you are. They never show you the map. 

And you get the shittiest weapons available. I mean, who ever killed a monster with a pitchfork?

Now your masters are dead. Fell into an acid pit, they did. Guess you only have one choice now. Find your way out and hopefully come out richer than you were before.